Archive for May, 2008
Hold on Officer! Can’t you see I’m on my phone?
My student told the class this story a day or so ago.
I was tagging on with my partner one day, out patrolling and we came across a person driving very recklessly. Talking on her cell phone, speeding 20mph over, switching lanes with no blinker and passing on the right. So we stopped her. We go [...]
Death by Cell Phone in a Baby Buggy
I’m walking behind this woman who is pushing a baby buggy very purposefully. I notice these things more because we have a new baby and I am often pushing my little one around…while I can. Give the little tike a couple of years and I’m sure she’ll start pushing her old man, very old man [...]
4 Reasons to Look up When Walking outside in China
When it rains it pours, I guess.
The things that have been falling out of the sky in China lately…
1. Cats - yup, the cats are falling, the cats are falling. We can use this battle cry the next time someone wants to fight the fictitious man-cause global warming.
2. Gas tanks - placed by men under [...]
Why People Don’t Go To Church
Here’s yet another reason why people don’t go to church.
A Catholic Priest was caught having sex with female inmates, two of them, while working as a chaplain at a women’s prison.
So much for vows of chastity, eh?
He’s in jail now, for up to 10 years, but more like 10-16 months.
One of the inmates became involved [...]
Help Catch a Pedophile
I hate pedophiles. We all do. But, I’m trying to paint a picture of just how vicious these perverts are here at Wispid.
There’s a worldwide manhunt to catch this guy -
He has put up Internet photos of himself having sex with young Southeast Asian boys, 6-10 years old.
It’s the second time Interpol has [...]
3 Babies in the Freezer
A 44-year old woman, her 47-year old husband and three grown children, 18-, 22-, and 24-years old lived in a town where the woman had stuffed three infants in the basement freezer.
I wonder, did the police just happen upon this house and ask, “mind if we look in your freezer in the basement to see [...]