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My student told the class this story a day or so ago.

I was tagging on with my partner one day, out patrolling and we came across a person driving very recklessly. Talking on her cell phone, speeding 20mph over, switching lanes with no blinker and passing on the right. So we stopped her. We go up to the car and do the normal license, registration and proof of insurance thing and she is still on her cell phone. She held up her finger and said hold on. Like really? Anyways after about 15 seconds I said “Ma’am please put down the phone and give me your license, registration and proof of insurance.” She took her phone away from her ear and started yelling “Can’t you see I’m on the phone?” (keep in mind she was very calm and just having a regular conversation because I overheard her say she made pot roast for dinner and ran out to get cigarettes) So I go to pull out my pad and click my pen and she all of sudden hangs up and says “Is something wrong officer?”

Thanks to Joey Swaney for permission to repost this.

I’m walking behind this woman who is pushing a baby buggy very purposefully. I notice these things more because we have a new baby and I am often pushing my little one around…while I can. Give the little tike a couple of years and I’m sure she’ll start pushing her old man, very old man around.

The woman in front of me was heading for an intersection. She was on the sidewalk but the light was clearly red and there were cars coming from the right and left. Not to be deterred from her mission in life at the moment, she pushed the baby buggy into the street, the car came to a halt sparing the baby and the woman walked on oblivious to what was going on around her.

She made a right turn after reaching the opposite sidewalk and it was then I learned her ‘mission.’

The knuckleheaded woman was on a cell phone. She never broke stride, nearly killed her infant, and didn’t even know it. Still doesn’t.

When it rains it pours, I guess.

The things that have been falling out of the sky in China lately…

1. Cats – yup, the cats are falling, the cats are falling. We can use this battle cry the next time someone wants to fight the fictitious man-cause global warming.

2. Gas tanks – placed by men under the influence of ET, of course. Not just any gas tank.

3. Water bottles – A thief wanting to steal bottles of mineral water tossed them out the window of a storehouse in Harbin. Had it been winter, they would have been bottles of ice.

4. Drunks – Yup, the thief, drunk as skunk followed the bottles of water out the window. He jumped, got stuck head first in the bottles and stayed there asleep until security came.

Have you looked up lately when walking outside?

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Here’s yet another reason why people don’t go to church.

A Catholic Priest was caught having sex with female inmates, two of them, while working as a chaplain at a women’s prison.

So much for vows of chastity, eh?

He’s in jail now, for up to 10 years, but more like 10-16 months.

One of the inmates became involved with the priest after joining the choir and Bible study classes.

The other was working as a clerk for the prison’s religious services department.

This priest apparently didn’t even mess around with lust. He just headed straight for the fornication, and the betrayal of trust and….

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I hate pedophiles. We all do. But, I’m trying to paint a picture of just how vicious these perverts are here at Wispid.

There’s a worldwide manhunt to catch this guy -

He has put up Internet photos of himself having sex with young Southeast Asian boys, 6-10 years old.

It’s the second time Interpol has launched a manhunt.

The first time was successful.

Let’s hope they catch this pervert, too.

The police have already caught a man in Oslo who had some 35,000 pictures of child pornography, including some with this pervert in them. Those pix were the impetus for this search.

Seen this guy – call the police, any police.

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A 44-year old woman, her 47-year old husband and three grown children, 18-, 22-, and 24-years old lived in a town where the woman had stuffed three infants in the basement freezer.

I wonder, did the police just happen upon this house and ask, “mind if we look in your freezer in the basement to see if there are any babies frozen in there?”

Apparently there was a tip.

So far this year, police have also found a dead infant in the cellar in a town in north Germany and in another case, a 28-year old woman was charged with the death of her three infants. She shared the remains with a relative.

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