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Why am I not surprised? There’s a guy in China who is cooling off in jail because he was thinking wrongly with both heads…senior and junior.

Drunk as a skunk and not able to get his girlfriend to cooperate, he stripped down, ran around a scenic spot in the buff, his birthday suit, nude and started throwing stones at police officers. Yeah, that usually scares the police away.

He also savagely beat his sweety and then wondered why she would have nothing to do with him. Golly.

He’s in the pokey now for 12 days. He’ll be sober when he gets out, and, no doubt, girlfriendless, too.

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DSFW = Dangerously Safe For Work.

Seriously, don’t these girls and the others attending this sexpo read Wispid? Haven’t they checked the Sexpid archives? Most likely not. Anywho, there’s a sexpo going on down under. It’s an annual event, too. And, I wasn’t invited. Were you? Read the rest of this entry »

Nine women on the island of Zakynthos were arrested celebrating a Greek holiday. Their charge – prostitution charges for taking part in oral sex competition.

Good news – six Brits and 3 Greeks were arrested, too. Two of them bar owners.

The competition was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet. The women were paid to participate.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

About 15 million people go to the island famous for its wild party scene and twenty-something holidaymakers.

Is anyone reading this looking for a map?

Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece.

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The guy snored so loud he couldn’t hear himself swallow his dentures.

Huh?

A 64-year old Chinese dude fell asleep with his dentures in and woke up with a bad feeling inside. Docs investigated and found his dentures in his lungs!

The snoring was what likely caused the man to suck them in.

It took surgery to get them out.

And his wife? She still can’t sleep.

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Tempest Storm…great name. Goes with the territory, I suppose. TS is a stripper. She’s been at it for more than 50 years. She has the “best two props in Hollywood” in Las Vegas, however.

TS performs in Las Vegas, Reno, Palm Springs, Miami, Carnegie Hall.

She claims to be a former lover of Elvis Presley, taught Walter Cronkite how to dance and took it all off on the same stage as Frank Sinatra and Mickey Rooney.

And she still takes it off, takes it all off for her enduring fans.

I reckon they would have to endure a lot considering the time it might take an 80-year old to get down to her birthday suit, including the G-string.

Her ‘classy’ act, she says, is done with a boa and takes four number to do right, not the seven minutes she is allotted.

If you ask me, 7 minutes is more than enough time for an 80-year old stripper.

Shameless Plug -

I’ve written a book – Gee I Wish I Had Been Drinking at the Time.

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I know what a peeping tom is, but I don’t know what you call a person who peeps up skirts. Pervert?

What about when it’s a teacher? and a school girl? Weirdo pervert.

A 34-year old male teacher was busted for looking up a 15-year old girl’s skirt at around 6:50am. The teacher hung around the stair case at a train station and looking up while the little girl’s climbed the stairs.

He’s been arrested and police have started hanging around the area more. To not do what?

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An Aussie man was recently convicted of his 7th drunk driving charge. Prior to that, he was spending $980/week on beer.

After breaking up with his partner some five years ago, he has been drowning his sorrows.

A judge decided to not jail the father of four and instead banned him from buying or even hold a beer for 12 months.

The judge may have felt sorry for the guy because he was drinking such a “poor judgment” in beers.

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A 2-year old boy fell off the balcony of a 7th-floor apartment building in Osaka.

His 26-year old mother was out taking a walk with another son, and the little boy’s father was at work.

The dead toddler was found by a neighbor.

The little boy was able to climb over a railing and squeeze through the bars.

We marvel at the little boy’s ability and are dumbfounded at how dumb his mother was to be found.

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An American pervert was sentenced to 4,060 years in jail after he was found guilty of abusing three teenage girls over nearly two years.

He will be eligible for parole in 3209.

The guy’s antics became known when he bragged to a friend who then called Child Protective Services.

Everybody needs a lawyer, I reckon. This guy’s lawyer argued that the victims were incapable of understanding what happened.   "If it was as traumatic as they (the girls) indicate, they would be able to give you (specific dates and times of the incidents). Simply because it’s shocking doesn’t make it true."

I say we lock up the lawyer with the pervert.

What say you?

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A Chinese knucklehead (I wonder how you say that in Chinese) won the opportunity to have lunch with Warren Buffett by bidding $2.3 million in a charity raffle.

And that’s called winning a lottery when he has to pony up $2.1 million because of why?

Zhao Danyang of the Hong Kong-based Pureheart China Growth Investment Fund had lunch with Buffett at Dairy Queen.

The $2.1 million went to the Glide Foundation in San Francisco.

Homeless people in SF will soon have some better digs.

And to think for a little bit more, he could have had a $2.3 Million Space Wedding.

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