Archive for July, 2008
Running Drunk and Naked
Why am I not surprised? There’s a guy in China who is cooling off in jail because he was thinking wrongly with both heads…senior and junior.
Drunk as a skunk and not able to get his girlfriend to cooperate, he stripped down, ran around a scenic spot in the buff, his birthday suit, nude and started [...]
The Sydney Sexpo (DSFW)
DSFW = Dangerously Safe For Work.
Seriously, don’t these girls and the others attending this sexpo read Wispid? Haven’t they checked the Sexpid archives? Most likely not. Anywho, there’s a sexpo going on down under. It’s an annual event, too. And, I wasn’t invited. Were you?
Nine Women Arrested in Sex Competition
Nine women on the island of Zakynthos were arrested celebrating a Greek holiday. Their charge - prostitution charges for taking part in oral sex competition.
Good news - six Brits and 3 Greeks were arrested, too. Two of them bar owners.
The competition was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet. The women [...]
Man Swallows Dentures While Sleeping
The guy snored so loud he couldn’t hear himself swallow his dentures.
Huh?
A 64-year old Chinese dude fell asleep with his dentures in and woke up with a bad feeling inside. Docs investigated and found his dentures in his lungs!
The snoring was what likely caused the man to suck them in.
It took surgery to get them [...]
Tempest Storm - 80-year old Stripper (pix)
Tempest Storm…great name. Goes with the territory, I suppose. TS is a stripper. She’s been at it for more than 50 years. She has the “best two props in Hollywood” in Las Vegas, however.
TS performs in Las Vegas, Reno, Palm Springs, Miami, Carnegie Hall.
She claims to be a former lover of Elvis Presley, taught Walter [...]
Teacher Arrested for Peeping up Schoolgirl’s Skirt
I know what a peeping tom is, but I don’t know what you call a person who peeps up skirts. Pervert?
What about when it’s a teacher? and a school girl? Weirdo pervert.
A 34-year old male teacher was busted for looking up a 15-year old girl’s skirt at around 6:50am. The teacher hung around the stair [...]
2,500 Bottles of Beer Downed in 30 Days
An Aussie man was recently convicted of his 7th drunk driving charge. Prior to that, he was spending $980/week on beer.
After breaking up with his partner some five years ago, he has been drowning his sorrows.
A judge decided to not jail the father of four and instead banned him from buying or even hold a [...]
2-year old falls out of 7th-floor apartment
A 2-year old boy fell off the balcony of a 7th-floor apartment building in Osaka.
His 26-year old mother was out taking a walk with another son, and the little boy’s father was at work.
The dead toddler was found by a neighbor.
The little boy was able to climb over a railing and squeeze through the bars.
We [...]
4,060 Years in Jail
An American pervert was sentenced to 4,060 years in jail after he was found guilty of abusing three teenage girls over nearly two years.
He will be eligible for parole in 3209.
The guy’s antics became known when he bragged to a friend who then called Child Protective Services.
Everybody needs a lawyer, I reckon. This guy’s [...]
How to Waste $2.1 Million on Lunch
A Chinese knucklehead (I wonder how you say that in Chinese) won the opportunity to have lunch with Warren Buffett by bidding $2.3 million in a charity raffle.
And that’s called winning a lottery when he has to pony up $2.1 million because of why?
Zhao Danyang of the Hong Kong-based Pureheart China Growth Investment Fund had [...]
