Wispid

Why am I not surprised? There’s a guy in China who is cooling off in jail because he was thinking wrongly with both heads…senior and junior.

Drunk as a skunk and not able to get his girlfriend to cooperate, he stripped down, ran around a scenic spot in the buff, his birthday suit, nude and started throwing stones at police officers. Yeah, that usually scares the police away.

He also savagely beat his sweety and then wondered why she would have nothing to do with him. Golly.

He’s in the pokey now for 12 days. He’ll be sober when he gets out, and, no doubt, girlfriendless, too.

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