A Canadian political party that promotes sexual freedom can’t understand why the country’s postal service won’t deliver its propaganda.
Canada Post refused to distribute a flyer abou…
Archive for August, 2010
Postal Service Discriminates Against Sex Party
Widow Hides Y1.7 billion under the floor
The elderly widow of a doctor hid Y1.7 billion ($15 millionish) under the straw mats of their home so she wouldn’t have to pay taxes on it.
Her husband died and left her Y1.95 billion. She only …
Geezer Kills Man and Severs Victims Penis to "Rescue his honor."
A 76-year old fart shot a 58-year old man at a bus stop in Vienna. He then severed his penis and laid it beside the dead guy before fleeing.
He believed that the victim was having an affair with his w…
Confucius – Words of Wisdom
Some of the best lessons I have learned in life come from people I never met.
I would like to share some of the ‘words of wisdom’ that I have picked up over the years.
Confucius said: …
Judge Rules Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support
Some dude in NY kindly donated sperm to a female co-worker. He followed up by sending presents and cards to the kid over the years.
Nice guy.
A judge has ruled that he WILL continue to donate money t…
Teacher Faces Jail for Porn Involving Little People
A 51-year old teacher is going to jail for a conviction of using his computer to access child pornography…243 images and eight video clips somehow, mysteriously got onto his computer.
Italian po…
Thief Steals Woman’s Panties in Broad Daylight
It was about 4:30pm as the woman walked home from the train station.
Suddenly, from behind a man came up lifted up her dress, pulled down and off her panties, grabbed her bag and ran away.
No attempt …
Synagogue Seats Go for $1.8 million on eBay
With Jewish high holidays here, two lifetime front-row seats to services at a synagogue in Miami Beach, FL are being auctioned on eBay…starting at $1.8 million.
1. Schmoozing with the rabbi̷…
Train + Penny + Showing Off = Dead Dad
Dad thought he would show his wife and daughters something cool.
Put a penny on the train tracks and watch it get flattened out when the train runs over it.
My dad showed me this up to this point.
How…
Student Government Spokesman Charged with DUI
A Bloomsburg University student president had enough.
He wrote a letter to the Press Enterprise of Bloomsburg about media coverage of the college’s annual Block Party.
The student prez wrote …
Valentine’s Candy and Severed Dog Head Doesn’t Win Love
The Valentine’s candy should have done the trick. But, just in case a 24-year old man decided to kidnap the dog of the girl who spurned his love.
The spurned lover had a friend behead the dog (w…
Sex Worker Stuffs Baby into Coin Locker
A sex worker couldn’t take the kid to work with her so she stuffed it in a coin locker at a train station in Japan (Saga).
The baby was born last month admits the 23-year old mom.
The baby had b…
