Montana’s Law School decided it will derecognize a CLS student chapter because of its Christian beliefs.

The chapter was derecognized because some students and faculty members complained about the chapter’s view that its voting members and leaders should abstain from sexual relationships outside of marriage.

  “Of all places, a law school should understand that the Constitution forbids penalizing a student group because of its religious views.  A student group cannot be forced to compromise its beliefs in order to maintain a presence on campus,” says litigation counsel for CLS’s Center for Law & Religious Freedom.

Let’s see, the Law school is saying that CLS is being discriminatory in selecting its leaders. So, they will discriminate back.

That’ll show them.

The law school and its dean are fools.

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A man called the police about 10 times from his cell phone –

“I’m hammered … come get me.”

“I’m drunk and giving you guys clues and you still haven’t found me.”

“nah nah nah ne naaaah nah”

Two hours later, the drunpidiot pulled up in front of a couple of squad cars and taunted them some more.

Police caught up with him when his car broke down.

What’s the most ‘fun’ you ever had drunk?

A live chicken is swung around and above a person’s head and moved in a circle three times.

A prayer is said and the person’s sins are transferred to the chicken which is then slaughtered and has its meat donated to the poor. Not the poor chicken.

A group in Ramapo did the deed with 11,000 chickens.

When all was said and done, all wasn’t said and done as the group left the ritual site with chicken parts, blood, feces, feathers, a terrible smell and other garbage, such that it attracted flies, maggots, and was otherwise turned into a pit of disease, kind of like the garbage heap outside the walls of Jerusalem.

It also attracted a $3,000 fine.

Lawyers are in on the fiasco.

“The fact that someone is practicing their religion does not give them the right to commit a crime by abusing animals,” said a Suffern lawyer. “They have to treat the chickens in a way that minimizes their suffering.”

Kill them in such a way that it doesn’t hurt.

Maybe the lawyer is afraid that he is next.

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He has been charged three times with exposing his genital area while conducting driving lessons.

A 59-year old is picking on 15-year olds.

Uh…what about the first two times?

The man is out on bond pending court appearances in November and December.

Meanwhile he continues to teach kids how NOT to keep their eyes on the road.

His third court date is in January.

Let’s see…let the guy who has been accused twice of exposing himself continue to teach kids…or not….

How hard of a decision can that be?

First, he served a three month suspension…then he called it quits.

Shimane University has had three instructors punished in the past two years for sexual harassment.

His crime – “you have a good figure.” And, he touched their hair.

However, on another occasion – drunk, of course, he kicked one woman and yanked the other’s muffler during a drinking party.

When the student’s had had enough…they brought the issue to university authorities who after a fact finding session, decided the prof was guilty.

I wonder…does he really think it was worth it…getting drunk with his students.

Turns out she met a guy online, hung out with him and came home too late for her husband.

Instead of telling him the truth, she made up a story about being gang raped.

She has 20 days in the pokey to see if she can get her story right the next time or make up her mind she doesn’t want to get in such a predicament in the first place.

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There is the also the Air and Maritime Self Defense Forces.

No matter…the boys in Japan’s armed forces can be quite sexpid.

A 26-year old lance corporal did the ‘creating a public nuisance’ thing. That’s what it’s called when someone molests somebody else.

The victim, a 23-year old girl said he fondled her on the train between Ikebukuro and Shinjuku stations in downtown Tokyo.

The neat part…the woman OVERPOWERED the army corporal and handed him over to police officers at the train station.

Lesson – don’t mess with Japanese girls.

Thousands of delegates and journalists have descended on the city for the APEC summit.

Menus include “the Presidential Platter” and “United Nations” a double with women from a range of countries.

Brothel operators have been fielding phone calls wanting to know “how discreet a visit could be during the APEC Summit?”

The response – “many of Sydney’s “best” sex workers will not avail themselves of the special public holiday declared ahead of the weekend summit.

They want to be fresh and clean ….

Remember, it is not what the APEC participants bring to the Summit that matters…reservations, caution, whatever…it is what they will take home with them.

Can anyone spell S-T-D?

Funny…when I was in the Navy…the local females at ports in Korea, the PI and elsewhere often knew where/when the ships would dock BEFORE the average sailor did. 

Huh?

A 64-year old Chinese dude fell asleep with his dentures in and woke up with a bad feeling inside. Docs investigated and found his dentures in his lungs!

The snoring was what likely caused the man to suck them in.

It took surgery to get them out.

And his wife? She still can’t sleep.

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He broke into a neighbor’s home, logged onto pornographic web sites, then took sexually explicit photographs of himself using one of the residents’ cell phones while they SLEPT!

The violated woman said she found the pix on her roommate’s cell phone and called police.

And, how in the world did they sleep through all that?

I really want to know.

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