4 Reasons to Look up When Walking outside in China
When it rains it pours, I guess.
The things that have been falling out of the sky in China lately…
1. Cats - yup, the cats are falling, the cats are falling. We can use this battle cry the next time someone wants to fight the fictitious man-cause global warming.
2. Gas tanks - placed by men under the influence of ET, of course. Not just any gas tank.
3. Water bottles - A thief wanting to steal bottles of mineral water tossed them out the window of a storehouse in Harbin. Had it been winter, they would have been bottles of ice.
4. Drunks - Yup, the thief, drunk as skunk followed the bottles of water out the window. He jumped, got stuck head first in the bottles and stayed there asleep until security came.
Have you looked up lately when walking outside?
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