83-year old found guilty of solicitation
An 83-year old man, who can’t believe his luck, bad luck, was found guilty of soliciting a prostitute by a jury.
The WWII vet says, “I’m a virgin all the way.”
The undercover cop says he told her “I have money” and offered him $20 to perform a sex act.
The old codger who also claims to be hard of hearing says he was involved in a ‘commotion’ and the woman (cop) was ‘making eyes’ at him. ‘Next thing I know - what the hell is this?’
A courtroom…a judge…attorneys…stenographers…reporters…a guilty verdict…That’s what it is.
The fiasco started with …. a few beers on Thursday afternoon.
Go figure.
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