Drunk and Stupid in South Africa
Two thieves swiped a hearse, with corpse inside, and went barhopping.
When the hearse ran out of gas, the two knuckleheads were able to persuade three women to help them push the car to a gas station.
“If you help push, I’ll let you ride in the back with Joe. He’s no trouble, doesn’t drink any and I guarantee he’ll keep his hands of you.”
The women were told that “Joe” was a relative and they were on their way to bury him.
But, the women didn’t buy it….if they were the kind of woman who could be picked up in a bar and persuaded to help push a hearse, they were NOT the kind of women who wanted to be left alone by Joe or anyone else.
Police caught up with the two who admitted they hadn’t dumped the corpse yet because they were yet to decide what to do with the car.
“Gee, it’s hard to figure things out when you are drunk.”
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