Archive for the ‘Sexpid’ Category
Monday, July 28th, 2008 |
Why am I not surprised? There’s a guy in China who is cooling off in jail because he was thinking wrongly with both heads…senior and junior.
Drunk as a skunk and not able to get his girlfriend to cooperate, he stripped down, ran around a scenic spot in the buff, his birthday suit, nude and started throwing stones at police officers. Yeah, that usually scares the police away.
He also savagely beat his sweety and then wondered why she would have nothing to do with him. Golly.
He’s in the pokey now for 12 days. He’ll be sober when he gets out, and, no doubt, girlfriendless, too.
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Friday, July 25th, 2008 |
DSFW = Dangerously Safe For Work.
Seriously, don’t these girls and the others attending this sexpo read Wispid? Haven’t they checked the Sexpid archives? Most likely not. Anywho, there’s a sexpo going on down under. It’s an annual event, too. And, I wasn’t invited. Were you? (more…)
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Monday, July 21st, 2008 |
Nine women on the island of Zakynthos were arrested celebrating a Greek holiday. Their charge - prostitution charges for taking part in oral sex competition.
Good news - six Brits and 3 Greeks were arrested, too. Two of them bar owners.
The competition was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet. The women were paid to participate.
The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.
About 15 million people go to the island famous for its wild party scene and twenty-something holidaymakers.
Is anyone reading this looking for a map?
Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece.
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 |
Tempest Storm…great name. Goes with the territory, I suppose. TS is a stripper. She’s been at it for more than 50 years. She has the “best two props in Hollywood” in Las Vegas, however.
TS performs in Las Vegas, Reno, Palm Springs, Miami, Carnegie Hall.
She claims to be a former lover of Elvis Presley, taught Walter Cronkite how to dance and took it all off on the same stage as Frank Sinatra and Mickey Rooney.
And she still takes it off, takes it all off for her enduring fans.
I reckon they would have to endure a lot considering the time it might take an 80-year old to get down to her birthday suit, including the G-string.
Her ‘classy’ act, she says, is done with a boa and takes four number to do right, not the seven minutes she is allotted.
If you ask me, 7 minutes is more than enough time for an 80-year old stripper.
Shameless Plug -
I’ve written a book - Gee I Wish I Had Been Drinking at the Time.
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Monday, July 7th, 2008 |
An American pervert was sentenced to 4,060 years in jail after he was found guilty of abusing three teenage girls over nearly two years.
He will be eligible for parole in 3209.
The guy’s antics became known when he bragged to a friend who then called Child Protective Services.
Everybody needs a lawyer, I reckon. This guy’s lawyer argued that the victims were incapable of understanding what happened. "If it was as traumatic as they (the girls) indicate, they would be able to give you (specific dates and times of the incidents). Simply because it’s shocking doesn’t make it true."
I say we lock up the lawyer with the pervert.
What say you?
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008 |
A 38-year old male teacher has been arrested for sexually assaulting a 11-year old school girl in Japan. He took the little girl out for a drive and then stopped at a hotel where he did his dirty.
Don’t parents teach their children not to take rides any more? But, he was her teacher.
The lowest of lows perhaps. The teacher has admitted to the allegation and apologized.
Now, we feel better, don’t we?
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 |
I hate pedophiles. We all do. But, I’m trying to paint a picture of just how vicious these perverts are here at Wispid.
There’s a worldwide manhunt to catch this guy -
He has put up Internet photos of himself having sex with young Southeast Asian boys, 6-10 years old.
It’s the second time Interpol has launched a manhunt.
The first time was successful.
Let’s hope they catch this pervert, too.
The police have already caught a man in Oslo who had some 35,000 pictures of child pornography, including some with this pervert in them. Those pix were the impetus for this search.
Seen this guy - call the police, any police.
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Friday, April 4th, 2008 |
A technician at a television station in French Polynesian that I am convinced is related to my Comcast guy found himself in trouble for getting his connections crossed up.
Some 20 minutes after a religious program was aired, viewers found themselves watching about three minutes of porn, 52 seconds explicit.
“Quick, get the stop watch so we can see how long this lasts.”
About a dozen angry viewers called in to let the station know.
“Wait! Don’t call just yet. I think they are giving us an example of what the preacher in the previous program was telling us to avoid.
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Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 |
A woman was sent to jail for being gang raped, lying about being gang raped.
Turns out she met a guy online, hung out with him and came home too late for her husband.
Instead of telling him the truth, she made up a story about being gang raped.
She has 20 days in the pokey to see if she can get her story right the next time or make up her mind she doesn’t want to get in such a predicament in the first place.
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Saturday, February 9th, 2008 |
There are places to get a tan and places not to.
The beach? Okay.
The back yard? Okay
Tanning salons? Uh, maybe.
Room number three at a tanning salon in Deep Creek has a rather large space under the door, big enough that mirrors can be slid under.
Sure enough, a woman who had been using the place for years was surprised after a change in ownership and the new dude in charge peeped under the door with a mirror as she talked nude on the cell phone to her mother.
$250 fine. $97 in court costs. 90 days in jail, suspended for 75 days.
I wonder if he thinks it was worth it?
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