Wispid

Written on November 11, 2007 – 5:57 am | by Bill |

A woman in China claims her dog knows what she wants.

So, the dog goes shopping for her, buys buns and brings them back, all while caring for her litter of puppies.

The woman said she was also offered $4K for the dog.

Um…I dunno.

But, I did hear about a dog who went shopping for some meat for his master. The dog picked out types of meat, and even ensured the change was correct if the butcher acted inappropriately.

However, when reporters followed the dog to make sure they were stunned by one incident.

The dog upon returning home, looked around, scratched his head, then stood on his hind legs and rung the doorbell.

The dog’s owner came out and beat the snot out of the dog with a newspaper.

When the reporter told the owner how marvelous his dog was, choosing meat, counting change and all that…the owner replied, “Yeah, he can do all that, but this is the third time this week he forgot his keys to let himself back in.”