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Holy Water Refused at Airport

Posted by wcbelew
August 29, 2007

The French aren’t fools.

They don’t care if the Virgin Mary herself appeared and gave miraculous healing powers to water from a sacred grotto.

Water is water dang it and it can bring down an airplane….even if it is carried in eight small vials shaped like the Madonna (Not THAT Madonna) herself.

The Vatican having miraculous powers of foresight had placed small complimentary bottles of holy water on the seat of each pilgrim.

Meanwhile…airport checkers returned the confiscated bottles back to the Vatican to be sold again?

Question: How do you make your own holy water?

Answer: Put on a pot of water and boil the hell out of it.

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