Legless Driver Gets DUI
Two fellows were driving a car…one had no legs and the other couldn’t see.
Sounds like the beginning of a joke…but, it’s not.
One guy, 43, had no legs…he was steering the vehicle.
His friend, 55, couldn’t see because he was on the floor working the pedals.
There was a back seat driver in the car as well.
All three were drunk.
Police stopped the car and issued citations to the legless - his third and the guy working the pedals - his second.
The third man is alleged to have walked home.
Another reason why we never hear “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”
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