Mom’s Cremated Son Turns Up Alive
For forty minutes the 58-year old woman stood next to her dead son. She held his hand and kissed his head.
Then they put the man into the oven to bake, bake, bake.
A funeral was held, and there were tears.
A day later, her son turned up in Nottingham…alive and kicking.
The guy they cremated….not her son, obviously.
The cremated man was identified….his mother said, “I’d recognize his ashes anywhere.”
Yeah, but the other mom was pretty sure, too.
Where is Solomon when we need him?
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