China’s Air Force Bans Lunchtime Drinking

Written by Bill on August 11, 2008 – 11:15 am -

This is scary. China’s air force has banned lunchtime drinking.

Air force officers face:

1. demerit

2. domotion

3. getting sacked

if they drink alcohol at lunch on working days now.

I suppose we, or at least the Chinese, should be happy about this ban, eh?

But, what I wonder is what have they been doing up until now?

“Hey, Wang, look at the jet fighter up there?”

“Where?”

“There and there and now over there and there and down there and up there and …..”

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