Playing Sex Games with Toilet Detergent and a Vacuum Cleaner
I thought the guy in Germany who hid dildos in his sausage (not THAT sausage) was a nut case.
Sexpids are down under, too.
An Australian burglar broke into his neighbor’s house and played sex games with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner!
He also used a piece of wood and a rubber glove.
He used porn mags for, um, well, I dunno.
The judge sentenced him to 12 months of community service instead of jail because he had a steady job for two years AND he had just become a father.
“Pop, whaddya doin’ with that vacuum cleaner and those rubber gloves? Can we do some male bonding, maybe?”
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