Robber Licks Woman’s Toes before Fleeing
This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy looks yum yum…
What a wacko.
A man approached a woman who was leaving work at about 1am. He took her keys and telephone…then removed her shoes and licked her toes. (BTW, why doesn’t shoes rhyme with toes?)
The police arrested the man a few minutes later just a couple of blocks away.
It wasn’t necessary for the woman to identify the man, though she did. A breath analyzer test revealed that his breath smelled like toe jam.
The cops are calling the attack “weird sexual behavior.” Another word for it is sexpid.
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