Wispid

Written on September 16, 2007 – 10:46 pm | by Bill |

They eat dogs in China….pythons do.

A 41-year old woman found her dog in the wraps of a 15-foot-long Burmese python.

When she heard a dog yelping she jumped in and started beating and kicking the crap out of the python. How hard can you kick a python under water anyway?

Hard enough. The woman won and the python slithered away.

“If I’d had the chance to think about it, I wouldn’t have done what I did,” the woman said.

Gosh, I hope they don’t tell the dog that.

My pure bred beagle dog was raped by a neighborhood dog once. (my dog may have invited the neighborhood dog over, but…)

I heard my dog yelping at about 5 am and I was outside in a flash to see them locked up.

I kicked the nonsense out of the other dog until I got them loose.

By the time I was done, there were neighbors everywhere looking out their window at me in my drillies, skivvies, um, tighty whities.

But, I got the dogs loose.

Still, some months later…we had a bunch of puppies.