Somebody had too much fun in Shanghai.

A 23-year old playboy charmed and swindled 10 women out of Y1.45 million ($211, 988).

The young man met the women at parties and then went to work. One woman paid the “general manager of a company, who owned a lot of properties and luxury cars” a whopping Y800,000 ($115K). The woman believed his stories and his need for capital.

Ah, but women talk. One of the playboy’s ex-girlfriends caught wind of his romance and swindling and called the latest victim, who, in turn, called police.

When he wasn’t courting at parties, he used the Internet to meet women and impress them with a “flashy car and expensive apartment.”

I wonder what the women are going to think of his new ‘digs.’ He will spend the next 13 years and nine months in a Shanghai prison.

This is scary. China’s air force has banned lunchtime drinking.

Air force officers face:

1. demerit

2. domotion

3. getting sacked

if they drink alcohol at lunch on working days now.

I suppose we, or at least the Chinese, should be happy about this ban, eh?

But, what I wonder is what have they been doing up until now?

“Hey, Wang, look at the jet fighter up there?”

“Where?”

“There and there and now over there and there and down there and up there and …..”

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He bases his claims on the fact that prison officials have not been too successful at drawing blood. He’s also taking a drug for migraines (you get headaches when you are going to die, I suppose) and his lawyers say the drug for his noggin may come in conflict with the lethal injection drugs, too.

The man is being executed for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for Oct. 14th.

How about the prison just starve him to death?

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Drunk as a skunk and not able to get his girlfriend to cooperate, he stripped down, ran around a scenic spot in the buff, his birthday suit, nude and started throwing stones at police officers. Yeah, that usually scares the police away.

He also savagely beat his sweety and then wondered why she would have nothing to do with him. Golly.

He’s in the pokey now for 12 days. He’ll be sober when he gets out, and, no doubt, girlfriendless, too.

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DSFW = Dangerously Safe For Work.

Seriously, don’t these girls and the others attending this sexpo read Wispid? Haven’t they checked the Sexpid archives? Most likely not. Anywho, there’s a sexpo going on down under. It’s an annual event, too. And, I wasn’t invited. Were you?

If these people knew what I knew or learned what I have learned about the trouble people can get into because of sex, they probably wouldn’t change anything…but they should.

And what really concerns me is like this is mainstream news? Not the strange, sleazy (well, it is sleazy) stuff. What’s up with that?

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Good news - six Brits and 3 Greeks were arrested, too. Two of them bar owners.

The competition was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet. The women were paid to participate.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

About 15 million people go to the island famous for its wild party scene and twenty-something holidaymakers.

Is anyone reading this looking for a map?

Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece.

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Huh?

A 64-year old Chinese dude fell asleep with his dentures in and woke up with a bad feeling inside. Docs investigated and found his dentures in his lungs!

The snoring was what likely caused the man to suck them in.

It took surgery to get them out.

And his wife? She still can’t sleep.

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Tempest Storm…great name. Goes with the territory, I suppose. TS is a stripper. She’s been at it for more than 50 years. She has the “best two props in Hollywood” in Las Vegas, however.

TS performs in Las Vegas, Reno, Palm Springs, Miami, Carnegie Hall.

She claims to be a former lover of Elvis Presley, taught Walter Cronkite how to dance and took it all off on the same stage as Frank Sinatra and Mickey Rooney.

And she still takes it off, takes it all off for her enduring fans.

I reckon they would have to endure a lot considering the time it might take an 80-year old to get down to her birthday suit, including the G-string.

Her ‘classy’ act, she says, is done with a boa and takes four number to do right, not the seven minutes she is allotted.

If you ask me, 7 minutes is more than enough time for an 80-year old stripper.

Shameless Plug -

I’ve written a book - Gee I Wish I Had Been Drinking at the Time.

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What about when it’s a teacher? and a school girl? Weirdo pervert.

A 34-year old male teacher was busted for looking up a 15-year old girl’s skirt at around 6:50am. The teacher hung around the stair case at a train station and looking up while the little girl’s climbed the stairs.

He’s been arrested and police have started hanging around the area more. To not do what?

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After breaking up with his partner some five years ago, he has been drowning his sorrows.

A judge decided to not jail the father of four and instead banned him from buying or even hold a beer for 12 months.

The judge may have felt sorry for the guy because he was drinking such a “poor judgment” in beers.

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