Adulterers Face Fines, Community Service

Colombians caught in the act of adultery are facing a new legislative proposal.

A senator wants to impose fines of up to 20 minimum monthly salaries and obligatory welfare service.

The community service will, no doubt, be carried out while wearing a scarlet X.

The goal is to:

1. protect family values

2. shield children from broken homes.

Yup, children can have cheating parents stay around, but breaking up those family values are priority.

Cheaters who are forgiven escape punishment.

Congressmen and congresswomen are permitted to cast the first stone.

I’ve never known a cheating man/woman to be afraid of punishment.

Men for sure…at the time they are thinking with the wrong head.