APEC Meeting in Sydney Brings Out "best" Sex Workers

The Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit is bringing a boom to Sydney brothels.

Thousands of delegates and journalists have descended on the city for the APEC summit.

Menus include “the Presidential Platter” and “United Nations” a double with women from a range of countries.

Brothel operators have been fielding phone calls wanting to know “how discreet a visit could be during the APEC Summit?”

The response – “many of Sydney’s “best” sex workers will not avail themselves of the special public holiday declared ahead of the weekend summit.

They want to be fresh and clean ….

Remember, it is not what the APEC participants bring to the Summit that matters…reservations, caution, whatever…it is what they will take home with them.

Can anyone spell S-T-D?

Funny…when I was in the Navy…the local females at ports in Korea, the PI and elsewhere often knew where/when the ships would dock BEFORE the average sailor did.