Attorney Jailed for Trying to Have Sex with 5-year old Commits Suicide

Remember the Attorney who flew to Michigan to have sex with  a 5-year old ?

He committed suicide in his cell Friday in a federal prison.

Nobody cared.

Well, maybe nobody. He was on suicide watch having had one attempt foiled earlier.

When the man was apprehended at Detroit airport, he had a doll, hoop earrings and sexual materials, including petroleum jelly.

His first attempt at suicide was to hang himself with his sheets.

Nobody is saying what he did to succeed.