Beer Party for Teenagers

51-year old Mrs. Robinson threw a big beer party for teenagers after the local high school homecoming dance.

And Simon & Garfunkel’s Hit …Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson…played in the background?

Mrs. R, said “It was a big mistake!”

Really, now.

“I just wanted to provide a safe environment for the kids to hang out and drink.”

And what part of drinking makes the environment safe?

I “took all of their car keys and made it clear that everyone who was drinking would have to stay the night at her house.”

Deputies found cases and cases of beer, empty and stacked in the laundry room.

Mrs. R said she “lost total control of the situation.”

Gosh, and wonder do we how that might have happened.

Charged with “ contributing to the delinquency of a minor and allowing minors alcohol at an open house party.”