Burglar Escapes in the Buff

This 20-year old burglar should be left in the buff and have a sign hung around certain parts saying “I was stripped naked by a 69-year old man and his wife.”

As the 20-year old knucklehead tried to burglarize a home in Duluth, MN, the old fellow and his wife came home and found him.

They scuffled…off came the shirt.

“As soon as he grabbed my wife, I had him in the kitchen wrestling him to the ground in a headlock and arm-lock.”

Go grandpa!

Gramps ripped off his shirt and the guy headed over the back railing. Gramps grabbed his drawers and off they came…underpants, too!

Now, THERE is a reason why you don’t want to wear your pants so baggy. You never know when you might want to break into a home…or when grandpa is going to fight back.

20 minutes later…police found a 20-year old man running nude.

Hmm…wonder if there’s a connection.