Burglar is Drunken Neighbor

A man was arrested for trespassing.

Too drunk to recognize that his key did not work the door, he was not at home, the furniture was different and his dog was gone, a man broke into a home and offered a drink to the real owner when he arrived home.

The drunk’s home was two doors down.

It reminds me of a story of a drunk who was driven home by some cops.

“Thassh my street, offizzzer.”

“You sure?”

“Thassh my house, offizzer.”

“Are you sure”

“And, thassh my front door, too.”

“Let me walk you in.”

“See? Thassh the steps leadin’ to me bedroom.”

“Okay…I’ll take you upstairs.”

“An’ look offizzzer…see that man in my bed with my wife? Thasssh me!”