But, on the Internet it said I could lift her skirt

A 28-year old newspaper photographer in Japan lifted up the skirt of a 17-year old girl and grabbed her butt.

He was arrested for creating a public nuisance.

In his defense – “On the Internet it said that you could freely grope people on the Saikyo Line so I did it,” police quoted him as saying.

Well, if it says it on the Internet, then it must be okay.

Where’s a good lawyer when you need one?

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