Can’t Buy Me a Stripper with Fake Money Either

‘Can’t buy me love’ is the name of an old Beatles’ song.

‘Can’t buy me a stripper’, either is what a knucklehead in Nashville, TN will be singing after his sentencing….especially since he tried to use fake $100 bills, 14 of them, that he had made by copying them off the Internet.

Strippers at Deja Vu in Nashville (had they had this kind of experience before, I wonder) became suspicious of the bills after the counterfeiter had used six of the bills.

Strippers may not have any clothes on, but it doesn’t mean they don’t have any sense left, eh?

The guy made up a story but U.S. Secret Service agents weren’t fooled.

They watched the guy spend the money on the strippers, or was it they watched the strippers and then the guy…okay, not important.

The agents went to the man’s house. A family member told the agents there was an image of $100 on a computer there.

There’s truth to police claims that catching bad guys is sometimes easy just because the crooks aren’t usually the brightest bulb in the lamp stand.