Drinking and Lawn Mowing Don’t Mix
A drunk dude tried to outrun the police on his lawnmower.
The lawnmowing knothead was caught by the police who chased him down…on foot.
The guy wouldn’t take a sobriety test but police concluded that the case of beer he had strapped to his vehicle might have some connection to his erratic driving unskills.
The knucklehead now faces a year in jail for obstructing a police officer and DUI.
How do you raise the fun level when you are mowing the lawn?
