Drunk Gets Caught Screwing Stuffed Dog
A man with a history of getting himself in trouble when he has been drinking, got himself in trouble again.
He moved from garage to garage swiping things until he came upon a stuffed toy dog.
“He was lying there with his genitalia exposed next to the stuffed dog,” said an attorney. “While the police report doesn’t describe it this way, the dog might be appropriately characterized as now being anatomically correct, as opposed to its condition before he removed it.”
The man has been sentenced to six months in jail…sans dog.
