Drunk Man Caught Stealing Flowers from a Hearse

“Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time” is something we never hear.

A 37-year old fellow…drunk as a skunk…on his way home maybe? in need of some way to appease the little lady? again? broke into a hearse that was being used for a funeral and started stealing flowers and vases that were inside.

Police were called to Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in Flagstaff to apprehend the man who had been detained by the mortician.

“Stop, or I will fill your veins with other stuff besides your blood!”

“Uh…are you my mommy?”

Drunk + stupid = drunpid!