Drunk Woman Lets Her 5-year old son Drive

A 24-year old woman was arrested for letting her 5-year old son drive while she sat back in a drunken stupor.

The boy’s 3-year old brother was crawling around on the back seat of the car.

Police weren’t reassured when they asked the woman if she was okay and is this your toddler and she responded, “Yes, but he’s a good driver.”

The woman admitted to taking Percocet, a painkiller that she needed when the kids acted up and vodka.

The boy confessed to not being such a good driver – “My legs were too short to reach the pedals.”

Still…when he grows up, “I want to be a race car driver.”

Yeah…maybe, if his mom doesn’t kill him first.

Another reason why we never hear – Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.