Drunken Dad Fails to see Baby Fall out of Stroller

A drunken dad took his infant son for a walk in a stroller at 3 am.

He came back without the boy NOT having noticed the little tike had fallen out.

I guess you can get pretty crazy driving a stroller drunk, too.

Another woman was awaken by the baby’s cries. She found him in the dirt.

Pop had returned to the field to look for the baby.

“I could’ve sworn I had that baby with me when I was out here walking before.”

The man will be charged with wanton endangerment.

I suggest we drop him in the field in the middle of the night and leave him there.

But…then…he’s probably already been there.