Drunken Moose Gets into Christmas Spirit
A drunken moose, a real drunken moose, not a moose lodger type. The animal type moose got drunk on too many fermented crab apples, then got tangled up in Christmas lights in Anchorage.
“He’s either drunk or in gastric distress.”
“He just has this goofy look on is face,” said a Fish and Game biologist.
Well, maybe he is one of those guys from the Moose Lodge.
Locals are calling him Buzzwinkle.
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