Egyptian Cobra Protects $120,000 Pair of Shoes

Retailer Harrods in London brought in an Egyptian cobra to patrol a shoe counter holding a pair of ruby- sapphire- and diamond-encrusted Rene Caovilla sandals that go for $120,000.

It turns out that snakes really don’t have feet. They haven’t since God cursed the creature for its part in tempting EVE resulting in the reptile having to slide about on its belly and eat dust for the rest of their lives.

Harrods admits…the cobra was hired strictly for the launch of the shoe collection.

The snake is/was a great idea.

The shoes…some snake made them, and worse yet, somebody will buy them.

I wouldn’t even buy a car to get around in for $120K, much less a pair of shoes walk in.

How about you?