Fake Lawyer Defends Drunk Driver

A drunk took his stupidity when he went to hire counsel.

A man paid $18,000 in legal fees to hire a fake lawyer.

The jury deliberated just eight minutes before convicting the drunk.

When screening for potential jurors –

“If you were in a forest and you came to a clearing, and you saw a house, could you describe the house?”

Another juror was asked if consumed alcohol like the frat brothers in ‘Animal House.’

And yet another juror was asked if they liked animals.

The prosecutor decided to check on the phoney defense counsel.

Counsel is now in need of counsel…he faces charges of first-degree larceny and forgery,