Fake Penis Gets Attacker Jailed

That’s not my penis, it’s a carrot. Ha ha ha!

The court didn’t think it was funny. Nor did the pupils of this nutcase driving instructor.

He thought it would be a funny practical joke to have a 12-inch carrot in his trousers and let his students rub it after it turned hard when they executed maneuvers just right.

The man, “I admit it was unprofessional, stupid, and I regret doing it.

“I just thought maybe I would play a practical joke, but obviously it was stupid.”

No, it’s sexpid, stupid, not stupid.

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