Fat People Not Served

5′ 11″ 230 lb Republican Rep. John Read of Mississippi wants to pass a law that will require restaurants to ban obese customers.

But, aren’t they the best customers?

More than 30% of adults in Mississippi are considered obese. Not fat. OBESE.

No chance of the law getting passed, however. Too much pork attached to it.

Still, restaurant owners can’t be expected to determine which customers are obese and which aren’t.

And donut makers can’t expect law enforcers to stay away either.

“If I go into that bakery, I am going to have to arrest myself.”

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