Gene Switch Alters Sex Orientation of Worms

I was at a gym once and a guy pinched me on the butt on the way out.

I thought it was an accident until I went to my car and found a note on my windshield asking me to call him.

I did…then there was no mistake…the ‘worm’ had had his

gene switch altered.

Scientists have discovered that they can alter a gene in the brain of female worms that causes them to change their sexual orientation.

And how they know that is well beyond me.

“Yo, slimey, those are some nice jugs you got there.”

“Yeah, Butch…yours aren’t so bad either.”

“You wanna go play in the dirt?”