Horny Goat Survives Airline Sacrifice

Perhaps the gods would have been more appeased had the sacrifice been a horny goat…one with six horns, like this one in Inner Mongolia.

Instead, officials at Nepal’s state-run airline had to settle for two regular goats (the goats, I am sure did NOT think they were regular).

Anyway, Nepal Airlines was having some trouble with their two Boeing aircraft.

To appease the Hindu sky god, the two goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft.

Something worked because the carrier has resumed their international flights.

“The goats are dead and the blood has been cleaned up. You are free to move about the cabin.”

Are we feeling safer yet?