Legless Driver Gets DUI

Two fellows were driving a car…one had no legs and the other couldn’t see.

Sounds like the beginning of a joke…but, it’s not.

One guy, 43, had no legs…he was steering the vehicle.

His friend, 55, couldn’t see because he was on the floor working the pedals.

There was a back seat driver in the car as well.

All three were drunk.

Police stopped the car and issued citations to the legless – his third and the guy working the pedals – his second.

The third man is alleged to have walked home.

Another reason why we never hear “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”