Man Finds Condom in his Burger King Whopper

It had a sour taste and was rubbery he said. It might have been used.

Three bites into his Burger King Southwestern Whopper and the man headed for the john to vomit.

The man’s lawyer says BK was “negligent and liable for selling the man the hamburger that has caused him ‘sustained pain and suffering, vomiting, nightmares, mental and emotional distress’ and medical expenses.”

The man has tested himself several time for AIDS and now has recurrent dreams about finding condoms or hamburgers in the things he is doing.

BK sent him a letter saying, “Hope you come back and have a more pleasurable experience.”

To be sure a condom IN a hamburger won’t do the trip. A condom and a ???? maybe?

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