Man found dead under a pile of peanuts

I wonder…did he yell ‘fire’ when he fell into the peanuts?

I mean, had he yelled ‘peanuts!’ nobody would come rescue him, eh?

The dude wasn’t around at lunch time, so workers went looking for him.

Two hours later, he turns up under a pile of peanuts.

Better for the consumer that they didn’t find him in peanut butter jars…..

How many other ways are there that people can die, be killed?