Man Killed for Stealing Two Bottles of Beer

The man “had previously stolen goods from my store, so I wanted to punish him,” said the storekeeper as he looked his boots.

When the fellow came in and stole two bottles of beer, the 40-year old store owner decided to kick and hit the punishment into him…till death did him part.

The dead guy, 50-60 years old was found on the street unconscious* by a woman who was passing by. She called the police who can and arrested the store owner on charges of ‘inflicting bodily injury resulting in death.”

Gosh, you don’t even have to be drunk to end up dead anymore…

*you are usually unconscious when you are dead.