Man Loses His Pants w/ $41K+ in the Pockets

I have heard of losing your shirt but ….this guy says he doesn’t know what happened between when he left the bar and when he woke up the next morning.

The police didn’t want to believe the guy either until he gave them the exact amount…a cashier’s check for $41,093 and several hundred dollars in cash were in the pants.

A dog found the pants at an intersection and when the owner of the dog tried unsuccessfully to deliver the britches to their owner at home, he turned them over to the police who contacted the man.

“I woke up cold not knowing where the heck I was, and I didn’t realize it at first because I still had my shoes and socks on,” he said. “When I got up, I realized, my God,

I don’t have any pants.”

Yeah…now we know why mom, or was it dad, or probably both, always said, “Keep your pants on.”