Man Who had Sex with His Bicycle Labeled Sex Offender
Two maids at a hostel in Scotland walked in on a man having sex with his bicycle.
They knocked but the man was too engaged to respond, so they used the master key.
Lo and behold, he was going at it with the two wheeler, curves, hard round rubbery…
The maids notified the hotel manager who called the police.
The man is now on the sex offender’s register.
When he walks the streets, he must yell ‘unclean!’ so all the bicycles have a chance to run for cover.
A bicycle?!
