Missing Skydiver Found Dead

Going skydiving? Stay away from Rosharon, TX.

If you don’t turn up, nobody will go looking for you.

Or, I suppose I mean, if you don’t land, they won’t go looking for you.

A man’s parachute failed to open and he landed in a field about a mile from the Skydive Spaceland hangar.

Nobody at the hangar thought it unusual when he didn’t turn up after the last jump, figuring he had gone home.