Money or we’ll burn you with our cookies

Two Southern Illinois University Edwards students kidnapped a teenager, paddled him and burnt him with hot cookies to try and get him to settle a drug debt.

The students also poured urine on him and partially shaved his head.

The victim had stolen a stash of marijuana that the knuckleheads had valued at $400.

When the victim persuaded his kidnappers to go home and get some money, he called 911.

“Alright dude. Give us some money or these hot cookies, fresh out of the oven and smelling good, are going on your chest.”

“YYaaaHH!!!!”