Naked Lunches

A restaurant in Maine offered a free sandwich called the ‘Skinny Dip’ – sliced prime rib in a baguette roll – to anyone willing to jump naked from the Black Frog Restaurant’s dock into the lake.

Two-three people a week took them up on the offer.

I’d do it.

And, then they’d give me a free sandwich if I promised to never show myself naked again, I am sure.

Somebody complained…there’s always a complainer.

No frontal nudity and towels were always at the ready.

Most everybody applauded after each plunge.

But…no more.