Northwestern University Engineering Grads Invent Binge-drinking device

It’s good to know that our graduate students at one of America’s finest, Northwestern University, are putting their biomedical engineering learning

to, um, ‘good use’.

Two students have created a Beer Pong Rubber that they are selling for $9.99.

The triangular shaped rubbers prevent plastic beer cups from slipping or moving when the drinking game is played – throwing or bouncing a ping pong ball into an opponents glass means the owner of the cup must guzzle down the beer.

Now, students can play the game and not make as big a mess as before…until they lose and throw up all over the place.

How about somebody inventing a bib that college students can wear to catch the discharge when they puke their guts out?

Oh boy, students in training who will grow up to never say, “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”