Nude Gardner Uses Hose

The 49-year old, it seems, likes to take a shower in the garden in front of his house in the nude, as if there any other way to take a shower, I suppose.

Me? I prefer the garden in the back of my house, but then I know nobody would be interested in watching me to my house cleaning. I’d get arrested for scaring the neighbors, NOT entertaining them or myself.

In Vineland, New Jersey, at 4 o’clock in the afternoon Fred was spotted by a mother and her two young daughters taking a shower.

“Mom, there’s Fred taking a shower outside again.”

“Stop looking at that hose, er, garden hose, little girl.”

Fred was arrested and charged with lewdness.

Add to it sexpidity –

“Uh, I didn’t know anybody was watching me.  And, do you mind if finish my bath before you arrest me.”