Pig-sitter being sued for fattening up little porker

A woman on medical leave asked a friend to pig-sit her 50lb future Christmas dinner.

Fast forward nine months when um, not-so-little, Alaina Templeton (the pig’s name) was returned…the piggy weighed 150lbs.

Funny..when you feed animals they grow.

The sitter, who renamed the animal Pork Chop, is accused of neglecting and over-feeding her charge.

The owner – cried for three days after she discovered her pig had a weight problem.

Not only is Alaina overweight, she can see out of only one eye and stinks.

In any event, the next time we see Alaina a leg is likely to be missing.

The next time after that…another leg will be gone.

If one wonders why one leg at a time goes missing…you can’t eat a pet like that all at one time.